claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

tanhu:

ganongod:

harrysbear:

the heat wave in Australia last week 

Holy crap…

It’s funny because people think we’re joking when we say it was actually unhealthy to be outside for extended periods of time.

I still think my favorite is the moose

thekoolkatz:

m-ichael:

so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..

IM JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBED ME

hitlervevo:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

i hate this site

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

_{avengers outtakes.}

laughing-llama:

jo—harvelle:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers