“Not everybody heals as fast as you, Logan.” Scott Summers (X-Men, The Last Stand)
Wolverine & Jean Grey (X-Men: The Last Stand)
YO! It’s ON, like Comic CON!
It’s time to battle and take it to the streets!
Can a group of outcasts take on the defending champions?
taken from Ultimate X-Men #63
[“There isn’t more than one Green Lantern!” —- FLIPS TABLE]
Avengers: Children’s Crusade #9
By ALLAN HEINBERG (W) And JIM CHEUNG(A/C)
• The big climax that sets the stage big time for what is to come in 2012!
• Deaths and departures!
• The funeral of an Avenger.
• The final fate of the Scarlet Witch.
• A new lineup and a new direction for the Young Avengers.
Shit Comic Book Nerds Say My Freaking Vocabulary
This book sucks.
I wonder where Spiderman’s webs go?
Look! Another Deadpool book!
Can Superman and Lois Lane have a baby? He’s an alien.
Galactus is a fucking cloud?
Superman had a mullet?
Do you think the Human Torch flames on during sex?
Is this in mint condition?
Excuse me, is a number one?
Wanna see my green lantern ring?
Daredevil gets a lot of women for a blind man.
I think Batman just crippled a guy
Why is Spiderman dancing?
Look! Another Wolverine book!
I can totally lift Thor’s hammer.
Wonderwoman is so much hotter without pants.
Are you going to comic-con?
Do you know how many points of articulation this has?
Did you know there are 5 robins? You didn’t. I knew.
Why is the Hulk fighting giant dogs?
Not another reboot! Come on, DC!
Frank Miller is a genius.
Frank Miller is a idiot.
Dammit! Comic-Con is sold out.
Who the hell is Maggott?
I’m so tired of clones.
Yeah, I wanna read that, but I’m waiting for the trade.
Look! Another Batman book!
No one stays dead except for Bucky.
No one stays dead except for Jason Todd.
Jason Todd’s alive?
No one stays dead except for Uncle Ben.